Racist Candy

When we think of different races we usually think of humans, but what about candy? Different types of candies have different races. Licorice are some of the the least racially diverse, and most racist of all candies. When you eat them you may notice their flavors will fight with anything else you happen to have in your mouth. Skittles aren't terribly diverse, but they're far better than licorice. You're probably wondering how Skittles aren't diverse when they're the rainbow. Well in this case all of them are actually a part of the leather subculture. (Young children probably shouldn't go reading about this, but otherwise its perfectly safe to look up.) The color of the Skittle is the color a humans hanky would be. The most diverse candy is the jelly bean. With all types of colors and flavors it is quite obvious. The only issue is, some communities are segregated. Ever gotten a box of Jelly Bellys? Most mix fairly well once you bring different flavors together in your mouth, but they don't all get along perfectly. An example would be eating the popcorn flavor with the green apple flavor (unless you like that, personally I don't care for it.)

Various other candies, also, have different levels of racism against other types of candy, or different flavors of their own candy. Reese's Pieces are an example of a candy that has three colours living together, but when it comes to outsiders they far are less tolerant. No candy is perfect, and most candies do have a lot to work on.