Stupid Jokes

How hilarious a stupid joke is believed to be varies from person to person, and, also, depends on the type of joke. Puns are commonly used, and by many considered to be a form of stupid joke. I disagree with that, because it takes wit to make a pun (a good pun at least, bad puns are another story.) When a pun is made, about half of people will openly laugh at it, but half of those laughing (a quarter of all the people) will be saying that it was stupid. The other non-laughing half, will consist of a quarter of them (an eighth of the total) shaking their heads at the lameness of it. Half of the non-laughers will, also, be commenting on how stupid the joke is. Then, half of those who openly don't find it funny will actually be laughing on the inside, they're just too embarrassed to openly laugh at it.

The next (and in my opinion worst) type of stupid joke is the knock-knock joke. As kids we all found them hilarious, but now we're more mature (or at least we say we are) and realize how stupid they really are. As a general rule, nobody over the age of 10 laughs at a knock-knock joke. Sometimes people can't control themselves, though, and end up laughing, but usually in secret. Many knock-knock jokes are also puns, but they are the worst type of pun.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oops I did it again.

There are, also, those jokes you find on candy wrappers, popsicle sticks, and milk cartons. Many of these are puns as well, but, once again, are a low form of pun.
 

Maniacal Laughter is the New Black

What more is there to say? I randomly thought of maniacal laughter (thank you ADD) and decided it was the new black. Girls, you know how supposedly the little black dress is always in? It was a lie (my theory is that it was thought of by companies that manufacture little black dresses.) Now go out and buy a little maniacal laughter dress to replace it.

We Come in Peas

I was thinking (a dangerous habit, I know) and you know how sometimes people will joke around and say they want whirled peas? As opposed to world peace that is. Anyways, I'm surprised nobody else has ever thought to combine peas with the cliched alien phrase "we come in peace." Imagine you go to the store and for some reason choose to buy a bag of frozen peas (I don't particularly care for them myself, but since this situation is hypothetical we'll say that everyone reading this likes them) and you decide to eat them. You open up the bag, and, much to your surprise, mixed in with the peas is a little alien. Now what do aliens say once they have been discovered on Earth? We come in peace. This little guy, on the other hand, does not come in peace. Instead, he looks up at you and says "I come in peas." or maybe if he has a friend (or just duznt engrish good) he might say "We come in peas." You get the idea though, right? In case you still are having difficulty visualizing it, I've created a convenient picture for you

I know it sucks, but you get the basic idea.

OMGHIILUVUWAITNOIDONTCANUEVENREADTHISCONGRATSUCAN

This is obviously my first post (if you didn't realize that I pity you) so I ought to make it a memorable one. The only problem is my mind isn't cooperating (similar to when I was thinking of a caption for this  so I'll just let you know that this is smexy squid and I'm the goddess of the universe (which automatically makes me the most awesome being there ever has been or will be.) That's basically all the information you will ever need in life. Other than any and all other information on this blog, of course.