We Come in Peas

I was thinking (a dangerous habit, I know) and you know how sometimes people will joke around and say they want whirled peas? As opposed to world peace that is. Anyways, I'm surprised nobody else has ever thought to combine peas with the cliched alien phrase "we come in peace." Imagine you go to the store and for some reason choose to buy a bag of frozen peas (I don't particularly care for them myself, but since this situation is hypothetical we'll say that everyone reading this likes them) and you decide to eat them. You open up the bag, and, much to your surprise, mixed in with the peas is a little alien. Now what do aliens say once they have been discovered on Earth? We come in peace. This little guy, on the other hand, does not come in peace. Instead, he looks up at you and says "I come in peas." or maybe if he has a friend (or just duznt engrish good) he might say "We come in peas." You get the idea though, right? In case you still are having difficulty visualizing it, I've created a convenient picture for you

I know it sucks, but you get the basic idea.