August 20, 2011

A Leaf is a Leaf is Not a Leaf Unless it Leaves

This has nothing to do with leaves. Basically this is what happens when my brain throws up into a blog post. If you like it I'll do it again sometime, if you don't make sure to tell me, so that I'll make sure my brain stops throwing up (at least in the form of a blog post.)

Porcupines are brown, right? For some reason I associate porcupines with coconuts, and if they're brown then that makes sense.

Frolicking in the flowers may lead to falling on the home of ants (which is painful)

To be inside a spoon would take a lot of work.

Laughing at your uncle is fine when he tells a joke, but then you later realize you don't have any uncles. That's when things get weird. Later, you realize it was your father's cousin, and everything is alright again.

Shearing a greedy alpaca results in a sweater.

Foolish mattresses are deemed unworthy to be slept on.

This option needs to be operated on, and it is not optional!

1 comment:

  1. Julia (as far as you know)October 2, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    You have waaaaaaay too much time on your hands don't you?

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